Welcome Hunter, wishing you lots of success hunting primes, and if not, at least you can be amused at some of the nutters / characters we have in the team :) I'll leave it as an exercise for you to figure out who to take seriously, and who are best taken with a pinch of salt (or adult beverage, if that's your thing!).
Proud member of team "Aggie The Pew". Go Aggie!
3073428256125*2^1290000-1 is Prime!