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Message 54894 - Posted: 23 May 2012 | 20:16:10 UTC

If a man talks dirty to a woman he doesn't know it is harassment. If a woman talks dirty to a man she doesn't know it is 3.95 a minute.
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Message 54911 - Posted: 24 May 2012 | 7:31:14 UTC

I was stopped in the street today by a woman with a clipboard who asked "What products do you use for grooming?" She was a bit taken aback when I replied "Facebook".

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Discovered 1 mega prime321 LLR Ruby: Earned 2,000,000 credits (2,893,273)Cullen LLR Ruby: Earned 2,000,000 credits (2,440,687)ESP LLR Turquoise: Earned 5,000,000 credits (5,738,876)Generalized Cullen/Woodall LLR Turquoise: Earned 5,000,000 credits (6,292,626)PPS LLR Turquoise: Earned 5,000,000 credits (9,648,951)PSP LLR Turquoise: Earned 5,000,000 credits (5,653,927)SoB LLR Jade: Earned 10,000,000 credits (10,558,341)SR5 LLR Turquoise: Earned 5,000,000 credits (5,748,705)SGS LLR Ruby: Earned 2,000,000 credits (3,335,713)TRP LLR Jade: Earned 10,000,000 credits (12,602,818)Woodall LLR Ruby: Earned 2,000,000 credits (2,282,622)321 Sieve Gold: Earned 500,000 credits (740,566)Cullen/Woodall Sieve (suspended) Emerald: Earned 50,000,000 credits (59,788,598)Generalized Cullen/Woodall Sieve (suspended) Ruby: Earned 2,000,000 credits (2,143,068)PPS Sieve Double Gold: Earned 500,000,000 credits (524,673,938)Sierpinski (ESP/PSP/SoB) Sieve (suspended) Jade: Earned 10,000,000 credits (10,130,821)TRP Sieve (suspended) Jade: Earned 10,000,000 credits (10,074,710)AP 26/27 Sapphire: Earned 20,000,000 credits (43,842,888)GFN Double Silver: Earned 200,000,000 credits (224,648,943)PSA Emerald: Earned 50,000,000 credits (62,378,755)
Message 54913 - Posted: 24 May 2012 | 9:13:57 UTC

Per Voltaire, the "Holy Roman Empire" was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire. Discuss.

--Gary

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Message 54914 - Posted: 24 May 2012 | 9:19:54 UTC - in response to Message 54913.
Last modified: 24 May 2012 | 9:22:24 UTC

Per Voltaire, the "Holy Roman Empire" was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire. Discuss.

--Gary


And indeed as Ernest Bevin pointed out the Lord Privy Seal is neither lord, privy nor seal.

Edit: PS Many thanks for the contribution. Posts hee are very welcome.

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Eliminated 1 conjecture "k"Found 1 prime in the 2018 Tour de PrimesFound 1 prime in the 2019 Tour de PrimesFound 1 prime in the 2020 Tour de Primes321 LLR Silver: Earned 100,000 credits (229,492)Cullen LLR Silver: Earned 100,000 credits (110,733)PPS LLR Turquoise: Earned 5,000,000 credits (7,172,084)PSP LLR Silver: Earned 100,000 credits (104,385)SoB LLR Silver: Earned 100,000 credits (106,117)SR5 LLR Silver: Earned 100,000 credits (139,802)SGS LLR Amethyst: Earned 1,000,000 credits (1,325,207)TRP LLR Gold: Earned 500,000 credits (626,755)Woodall LLR Silver: Earned 100,000 credits (122,944)321 Sieve Silver: Earned 100,000 credits (104,900)Cullen/Woodall Sieve (suspended) Ruby: Earned 2,000,000 credits (2,000,599)Generalized Cullen/Woodall Sieve (suspended) Gold: Earned 500,000 credits (515,556)PPS Sieve Jade: Earned 10,000,000 credits (11,855,975)TRP Sieve (suspended) Silver: Earned 100,000 credits (255,612)AP 26/27 Ruby: Earned 2,000,000 credits (2,583,960)GFN Sapphire: Earned 20,000,000 credits (23,334,026)PSA Turquoise: Earned 5,000,000 credits (7,522,050)
Message 54916 - Posted: 24 May 2012 | 9:57:16 UTC - in response to Message 54914.

“I don’t forgive people because I’m weak,
I forgive them because I am strong enough
to know people make mistakes.”

~ Marilyn Monroe
(1926-1962)
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Message 54919 - Posted: 24 May 2012 | 13:45:46 UTC

One of the best ever was:
The missus said, "My mother thinks you're shifty. You never look her in the eye."

I replied, "There's a practical reason for that."

"What?"

"I don't want to be turned to stone."
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Message 54923 - Posted: 24 May 2012 | 20:50:05 UTC

Apparently a man was thrown off a flight when he discovered there was a female pilot and made sexist comments about her.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/brazil/9286786/Passenger-thrown-off-plane-by-female-pilot-because-of-sexist-remarks.html

I don't see what the issue is with female pilots. I mean they don't have to reverse the plane or parallel park it or anything.

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Discovered 1 mega prime321 LLR Ruby: Earned 2,000,000 credits (2,893,273)Cullen LLR Ruby: Earned 2,000,000 credits (2,440,687)ESP LLR Turquoise: Earned 5,000,000 credits (5,738,876)Generalized Cullen/Woodall LLR Turquoise: Earned 5,000,000 credits (6,292,626)PPS LLR Turquoise: Earned 5,000,000 credits (9,648,951)PSP LLR Turquoise: Earned 5,000,000 credits (5,653,927)SoB LLR Jade: Earned 10,000,000 credits (10,558,341)SR5 LLR Turquoise: Earned 5,000,000 credits (5,748,705)SGS LLR Ruby: Earned 2,000,000 credits (3,335,713)TRP LLR Jade: Earned 10,000,000 credits (12,602,818)Woodall LLR Ruby: Earned 2,000,000 credits (2,282,622)321 Sieve Gold: Earned 500,000 credits (740,566)Cullen/Woodall Sieve (suspended) Emerald: Earned 50,000,000 credits (59,788,598)Generalized Cullen/Woodall Sieve (suspended) Ruby: Earned 2,000,000 credits (2,143,068)PPS Sieve Double Gold: Earned 500,000,000 credits (524,673,938)Sierpinski (ESP/PSP/SoB) Sieve (suspended) Jade: Earned 10,000,000 credits (10,130,821)TRP Sieve (suspended) Jade: Earned 10,000,000 credits (10,074,710)AP 26/27 Sapphire: Earned 20,000,000 credits (43,842,888)GFN Double Silver: Earned 200,000,000 credits (224,648,943)PSA Emerald: Earned 50,000,000 credits (62,378,755)
Message 54932 - Posted: 25 May 2012 | 5:20:25 UTC

"Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one." --Thomas Paine

"Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true." (a Polish proverb)

"Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government." --M. Python

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Message 54940 - Posted: 25 May 2012 | 11:39:13 UTC

My cat's been diagnosed with schizophrenia. It has got 54 lives now.

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Message 54955 - Posted: 26 May 2012 | 10:26:24 UTC

One of the major causes of dry skin is the towel.

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Message 54986 - Posted: 27 May 2012 | 10:58:23 UTC

"What are the odds of getting sick on a Saturday? 1000/1?"

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Message 55019 - Posted: 28 May 2012 | 18:40:56 UTC

If you leave a dog in a car in this weather with no water or ventilation, it could be dead in fifteen minutes.

Leave the heater on as well, wait another thirty minutes and the meat just falls off the bone.

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Message 55021 - Posted: 28 May 2012 | 21:17:24 UTC - in response to Message 55019.

GRRRRRR!!! TheDawgz recommend using cat as it is leaner and more heart healthy!

CAT - The other red meat!
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Message 55036 - Posted: 29 May 2012 | 18:09:38 UTC

My boss rang this morning and asked where I was. I said I was drinking my 6th beer while sitting in the garden with Erin. He shouted "I don't believe it!" I held the telephone away from my ear and called out "This is my 6th beer of the morning isn't it, Erin?"

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Message 55057 - Posted: 30 May 2012 | 8:26:45 UTC

Men often say that the hardest thing about having an affair is having to keep up the constant deceit but it’s actually the bit where you try and find another human being prepared to let you touch them.

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Message 55073 - Posted: 30 May 2012 | 19:51:26 UTC

My work colleague asked me, "Why do you keep a picture of your wife on your desk if you hate her so much?" "In case I'm tempted to take a day off."
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Message 55120 - Posted: 1 Jun 2012 | 4:50:24 UTC
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I tell my missus, "I love you just the way you are". But she never listens. She just puts on more weight.

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Message 55129 - Posted: 1 Jun 2012 | 11:55:42 UTC

My mate came round to my house after a bad break up with his wife. He sat down on my sofa and started sobbing. I put my hand on his back and said, "I've been where you are mate." He said, "But you and Erin are happily married." I said, "I know. What I mean is I came in drunk last night and had an accident on the sofa."
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Message 55230 - Posted: 3 Jun 2012 | 15:32:11 UTC

I am having trouble with a weak bladder so I phoned the Urology Helpline. A woman answered and said, "Please hold."
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Message 55234 - Posted: 4 Jun 2012 | 6:29:13 UTC
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I should be more careful about phrasing my Facebook posts. "A friend and I blew the head gasket on his 1997 Ford" would in retrospect have been better than "A mate and I just screwed a 15 year old escort." The ISP have closed my account, the police have seized my laptop and the missus has gone to stay with her mother.
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Message 55242 - Posted: 4 Jun 2012 | 20:52:46 UTC
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I'm fed up with my Erin's OCD. She's insisting that I arrange my books alphabetically. I can't put Up with It any longer.

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Message 55245 - Posted: 5 Jun 2012 | 6:52:18 UTC

Staggered home just recently after a rather heavy night. "I assume," Erin snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is," I replied, "breakfast."

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Message 55258 - Posted: 5 Jun 2012 | 21:29:55 UTC

My missus went for a drink in the pub tonight. I probably could have got two if I'd held out a bit longer.
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Message 55270 - Posted: 6 Jun 2012 | 14:30:55 UTC

Make sure you shred all your post before putting it in the bin. You wouldn’t want somebody stealing your identity and being refused credit.

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Message 55272 - Posted: 6 Jun 2012 | 19:53:42 UTC

My missus has started having weird fantasies. Last night she had one where she wanted me to come home early from the pub and have dinner with her!
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Message 55281 - Posted: 7 Jun 2012 | 8:43:36 UTC

It’s not unusual for a doctor to ask for a urine sample but it is generally considered bad form if they do it on a first date.

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Message 55299 - Posted: 8 Jun 2012 | 5:09:19 UTC

Millions lost their jobs with the invention of the spinning jenny. So let's just hope somebody doesn't invent a tea-drinking machine that can click F5 constantly while on Facebook.

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Message 55313 - Posted: 8 Jun 2012 | 20:27:07 UTC

Erin said that I wasn't supportive during the birth of our first child.

I don't know why. I distinctly remember saying to her "One more push darling. Come on, one more big one. That is it. Another big push." Then she shouted "Get off the swing I need to go to the hospital. NOW!

Funny creature Erin.
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Message 55320 - Posted: 9 Jun 2012 | 9:41:32 UTC

I bumped into an old school friend. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car. Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?" I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my missus." "Why? Is she a stunner?" "No, she's an optician."
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Message 55330 - Posted: 10 Jun 2012 | 6:15:11 UTC

Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, or is it just one of Granny's myths?

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Message 55358 - Posted: 11 Jun 2012 | 11:45:29 UTC

The road is long, with many a winding turn that leads us to who knows where, who knows where. Maybe I should get a new Sat Nav?
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Message 55385 - Posted: 12 Jun 2012 | 4:58:00 UTC

"Whose underpants are these?" screamed Erin holdng them right in front of my face. "Oi," I replied, "you are giving me a wedgie."
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Message 55403 - Posted: 13 Jun 2012 | 9:16:24 UTC

Don’t let a silly little argument ruin your evening when, with the careful application of seething resentment, it can absolutely ruin an entire decade of marriage.

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Message 55429 - Posted: 13 Jun 2012 | 17:33:00 UTC

I just saw a man in the park pinned under a tree. “Get help!" he shouted. I took a swig from my bottle of vodka and said "I don't need help. I can quit any time."
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Message 55453 - Posted: 14 Jun 2012 | 7:20:35 UTC

"Where is the cheese grater?" I asked Erin. "Some say France but I think England," she replied.

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Message 55481 - Posted: 15 Jun 2012 | 4:09:52 UTC

I woke up this morning and Erin was out. There is a note stuck to the fridge saying, 'I can't cope. It's clearly not working. I'm going to stay at my mother's'. I don't know what she is talking about, I just felt the milk and it's cold.
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Message 55551 - Posted: 17 Jun 2012 | 11:15:05 UTC

I lost my wedding ring yesterday. I had a brief look under the sofa but couldn't see it. Erin told me to look harder. I've shaved my hair, got some tattoos and bought a new Nike tracksuit, but I still can't find it.

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Message 55597 - Posted: 18 Jun 2012 | 17:55:28 UTC

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Message 55628 - Posted: 19 Jun 2012 | 9:14:01 UTC

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Message 55630 - Posted: 19 Jun 2012 | 9:22:17 UTC - in response to Message 55597.

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Sorry to hear, Tim.

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Message 55641 - Posted: 19 Jun 2012 | 12:35:53 UTC - in response to Message 55597.

Dido Rat

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I'll lift a cold one this evening to pay my respects. My Condolences.

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I'll lift a cold one this evening to pay my respects. My Condolences.

--Scott




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Message 55671 - Posted: 20 Jun 2012 | 8:20:44 UTC

Try to strike a balance between career, romance and being denied bail.
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Message 55694 - Posted: 20 Jun 2012 | 19:34:35 UTC

Erin was talking to me without drawing breath for about 15 minutes. Then she said, "You won't tell anyone will you?" "Your secret is safe with me," I replied. "Are you sure about that?" "Yes, I said, "absolutely certain because I wasn't listening."

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Message 55697 - Posted: 20 Jun 2012 | 20:01:39 UTC - in response to Message 55655.

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Message 55716 - Posted: 21 Jun 2012 | 4:53:54 UTC

I downloaded a 3D version of the alphabet. It's got 28 letters.

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Message 55769 - Posted: 22 Jun 2012 | 3:50:44 UTC

Unfortunately Karl Marx died before completing his follow-up work which was to be called Der Kleinbuchstabe.
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Message 55864 - Posted: 25 Jun 2012 | 8:31:53 UTC

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Message 55882 - Posted: 26 Jun 2012 | 7:58:44 UTC

Next, finely chop the chili, leaving in the seeds and add to the mustard. If that doesn’t work, you may have to use the car battery and the bulldog clips.

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Message 55892 - Posted: 26 Jun 2012 | 12:49:10 UTC

Erin says she'll leave me if I don't stop making song lyric references. At first I was afraid; I was petrified.
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Message 55965 - Posted: 28 Jun 2012 | 13:08:19 UTC

I've phoned the RSPCA to tell them I could give a dog a home. Those badgers aren’t going to bait themselves, are they?

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Message 56013 - Posted: 29 Jun 2012 | 17:07:35 UTC

I was pulled over by the police while driving today.
"Been drinking, have we?"
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Message 56037 - Posted: 30 Jun 2012 | 17:09:29 UTC

A book just fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame.

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Message 56049 - Posted: 1 Jul 2012 | 5:21:25 UTC

I've fallen on Hard Tiimes. The library is a death trap.
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Message 56063 - Posted: 2 Jul 2012 | 21:52:01 UTC

A Higgs Boson walks into a church during the middle of a service. The clergyman screams at it to get out because it is blasphemous by calling itself the God Particle. The Higgs Boson refuses saying "Without me you'd have no Mass."
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Message 56086 - Posted: 3 Jul 2012 | 17:09:06 UTC

I found an iPhone on the bus today, so called the number in the contacts that said 'Home'.

"Hello!" I said, "I've found your phone on the bus."

"Oh, that's fantastic," the woman sighed with relief.

"I know. It is. How do I work the camera?"



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Message 56124 - Posted: 4 Jul 2012 | 17:43:01 UTC

Ahh the glorious 4th of July. The one day of the year Americans get days and months the right way round.
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Message 56164 - Posted: 6 Jul 2012 | 11:59:39 UTC

I saw a poster on a tree saying: 'This is a photograph of our dog which is missing. If found please call us.' I phoned them up and said, "I've just found the photograph of your dog."

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Message 56171 - Posted: 6 Jul 2012 | 19:14:05 UTC

Wives no longer feel any sense of duty to their husbands. When they take their marriage vows they promise to honour and obey you. But the moment you ask them to do a simple favour, like bring you a cake with a gun in it, they hand your letter to the prison authorities.
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Message 56177 - Posted: 7 Jul 2012 | 7:34:31 UTC

Erin says she wants something special and expensive to put in her bath for her birthday. I've bought her a Harrods toaster.
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Message 56196 - Posted: 8 Jul 2012 | 12:22:01 UTC

The worst pub I've ever been to was called The Fiddle. It was a vile inn.

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Message 56233 - Posted: 9 Jul 2012 | 14:17:30 UTC

I was about to pull out of a parking space when I asked Erin, "Are there any cars approaching?" "No." she said, looking out the passenger window. As I manoeuvred onto the road she added, "Just a lorry."
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Message 56333 - Posted: 10 Jul 2012 | 18:59:33 UTC

I do not recommend saying that you think that whites and coloureds should be kept seperate. Some people feel very strongly about laundry.
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Message 56363 - Posted: 11 Jul 2012 | 17:26:00 UTC

It is not widely known but I used to be a cabinetmaker. I was an expert with the mitre saw. Then I got the sack for cutting too many corners.

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Message 56387 - Posted: 12 Jul 2012 | 12:41:42 UTC

The forthcoming Games have inspired me with the Olympic spirit. I've sent my neighbours a bill for £500 for a party to which they’re not invited.
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Message 56423 - Posted: 13 Jul 2012 | 9:01:15 UTC

Sometimes a nice cup of tea can make everything better. Now where can I find a couple of mugs without blood all over them?

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Message 56503 - Posted: 15 Jul 2012 | 9:27:56 UTC

Erin is proof that women can multitask. She can talk to me and irritate me at the same time.
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Message 56511 - Posted: 15 Jul 2012 | 22:01:57 UTC - in response to Message 56387.

The forthcoming Games have inspired me with the Olympic spirit. I've sent my neighbours a bill for £500 for a party to which they’re not invited.

Hey Tim, as I've been resident of a city while it hosted the Olympics, I can sympathize. At least here we got a lot of streets re-paved beforehand, and traffic was not nearly as bad as anticipated. Keep a stiff upper lip over the next few weeks.

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Message 56533 - Posted: 16 Jul 2012 | 17:53:45 UTC - in response to Message 56511.

The forthcoming Games have inspired me with the Olympic spirit. I've sent my neighbours a bill for £500 for a party to which they’re not invited.

Hey Tim, as I've been resident of a city while it hosted the Olympics, I can sympathize. At least here we got a lot of streets re-paved beforehand, and traffic was not nearly as bad as anticipated. Keep a stiff upper lip over the next few weeks.

--Gary


The evidence today (the first day of the Zil zones) is against you. Still I am away on my vacation for much of the Games while Erin's brothers stay in the house so they can go and see the women's beach volley ball.
I wanted to charge them.
Alas Erin disagrees.
She is probably right; they'll be disappointed enough to see the teams playing in waterproofs.
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Message 56534 - Posted: 16 Jul 2012 | 18:01:50 UTC

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/9401717/Great-white-shark-protected-status-questioned.html . Premature to call it Brutus until it has eaten two??
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Feminists say that tomorrow will be 'The Age Of Women' [url] http://www.ageofwomen.com [/url] . But there's already been an Iron Age.
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My boss pulled up in his brand new motor today and I couldn't help but admire it. "Nice car," I said as he got out. "Well," he said, "Work hard, put the hours in and I'll have an even better one next year."

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Message 56610 - Posted: 19 Jul 2012 | 18:05:43 UTC

Erin came downstairs this morning to find me drinking a bottle of wine. "It's one of my 5 a day," I claimed. "It doesn't count as a fruit, you know, when the grapes have been fermented". "Who said anything about fruit?" I asked.
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Message 56618 - Posted: 20 Jul 2012 | 11:25:39 UTC

I was speaking to a Scottish girl at a party last night. She had a lovely Highland accent. "I like the way you roll your Rs", I said. "It is my new high heels" she replied.
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Message 56623 - Posted: 20 Jul 2012 | 17:43:18 UTC

A ventriloquist cowboy rode into town and saw a rancher sitting on his porch with his dog.
Cowboy: "Hey, mind if I speak to your dog?"
Rancher: "This dog don't talk!"
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin alright"
Cowboy: "How's your owner treat you?"
Dog: "Real good." He walks me twice a day, and feeds me great food."
Rancher: (Look of disbelief)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Rancher: "Horses don't talk!"
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it goin?"
Horse: "Cool."
Cowboy: "How's your owner treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me well fed."
Rancher: (total look of amazement)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Rancher: (stuttering, and hardly able to talk)...... "Th-Th-Them sheep ain't nothin but liars!

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Message 56653 - Posted: 22 Jul 2012 | 8:36:30 UTC

I'll never forget Erin's last words; "That hole's twice the size we need for my mother's body."
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Message 56671 - Posted: 23 Jul 2012 | 7:45:27 UTC

I always carry with me a piece of paper telling me how to kill a man with my bare hands. I like to keep a mental note.

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Message 56676 - Posted: 23 Jul 2012 | 19:22:06 UTC

At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
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Message 56681 - Posted: 24 Jul 2012 | 10:12:47 UTC

Summer is here and it’s time to get gardening. But remember – cats and strimmers don’t mix. Unless you don’t like cats, in which case they mix like a charm.

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Message 56695 - Posted: 24 Jul 2012 | 18:54:16 UTC

"That's the last time you'll call me fat. I'm walking out on you next time."
"You wouldn't really walk out on our kids."
"What kids?"
"Oh, I thought you were..."
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Message 56705 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012 | 13:36:40 UTC

I bought a new computer at lunch time. Erin broke the old one.
I tried to log on this morning but it wouldn't let me in.
I asked Erin, "Have you changed the password on my computer?"
"Yes."
"What is it?"
"It's the date of our anniversary."
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Message 56718 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012 | 7:32:15 UTC

Don't bury your head in the sand in the hope that your financial problems disappear, bury the head of your bank manager instead.

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Message 56720 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012 | 10:35:32 UTC

If your income is smaller than your outgo,
Your upkeep will be your downfall

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Message 56730 - Posted: 27 Jul 2012 | 5:21:45 UTC

I was booking a meal for our wedding anniversary when the girl on the phone asked, "Are there any dietary requirements we should know about?" "Yes," I replied, "she's a greedy pig."

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Message 56731 - Posted: 27 Jul 2012 | 7:51:33 UTC

When Erin told me Scandanavian languages don't use the letter R I thought "No way".
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Message 56741 - Posted: 28 Jul 2012 | 8:45:34 UTC

When I was a child, my dad tried to force-feed me.
After a while, my mum said, "Just use a spoon, Mike. You're not a Jedi."
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Message 56775 - Posted: 29 Jul 2012 | 22:01:00 UTC

I was in the bank last week and a man came in with a gun. "Everyone put your hands in the air" he said. "Hhhmm, funny," I thought, "I'm sure this is a bank not a party."
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Message 56809 - Posted: 31 Jul 2012 | 8:24:47 UTC

I've been getting a lot of nuisance phone calls recently. The most common one seems to be "Where are you? You said you'd be home from the pub hours ago."

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Message 56956 - Posted: 5 Aug 2012 | 7:06:41 UTC

I stopped a man in the street, showed him a photo and said, "Have you seen this woman?"
He said, "No, who is she?"
I said, "She's my wife."
He said, "How long's she been missing?"
"She's not missing, I just want people to see what I have to live with."
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Message 57002 - Posted: 7 Aug 2012 | 14:21:05 UTC
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I staggered home from the pub. Sure enough Erin was standing in the hallway looking less than gruntled.
"What do you mean coming home half drunk?" she yelled.
"It's not my fault", I stammered, "I ran out of money."
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Message 57034 - Posted: 9 Aug 2012 | 17:12:12 UTC

Erin turned off the TV while I was watching it today. After a few moments of staring at the blank screen, I thought to myself, "That's not on".

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Message 57047 - Posted: 10 Aug 2012 | 6:47:28 UTC

On our last night on holiday we were having cocktails in the hotel bar when I realised that a rather dapper businessman kept looking over and staring at Erin. At first I didn't think anything of it, but when she excused herself to go to the toilet, he stood up and walked over to me.

"Excuse me for being so rude, but I couldn't help but look at your wife", he said, exuding confidence. "Tell me, are you aware of the film, Indecent Proposal?"

"Well y-y-yes", I stammered, trying to mask the excitement in my voice, "Why, are you about to make some kind of offer for one night with my wife?"

"No way!" He laughed. "I just wanted to tell you that she looks exactly like Robert Redford."
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Message 57076 - Posted: 11 Aug 2012 | 16:10:52 UTC

I said to the pharmacist, "Can you recommend something for a constant headache?"

He said, "Have you tried marriage?"
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Message 57079 - Posted: 12 Aug 2012 | 8:53:39 UTC

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it is proving almost impossible.

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Message 57094 - Posted: 13 Aug 2012 | 6:41:53 UTC

I was telling my mate, "After having a lower limb amputated, my dad's started to make his own beer. He's only using the finest barley, yeast and water."

"And hops?" he said.

"Of course. He's lost a leg."
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Message 57123 - Posted: 14 Aug 2012 | 20:53:48 UTC

Sorry feeling even more lazy than usual


SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed. (+1)
You make the bed but forget the decorative pillow. (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants. (+5)
In the rain. (+8)
But return with Beer. (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night. (+1)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing. (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something. (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod. (+10)
It's her pet. (-20)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party. (0)
You stay by her side for a while and then leave to chat with an old pal from Uni.(-2)
Named Tina. (-10)
Tina is a dancer. (-20)
Tina has silicone implants. (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY
You take her out to dinner. (+2)
You take her out to dinner, and there’s no TV showing football (+3)
Okay, there’s football (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night. (-3)
There’s football, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team. (-10)

A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a film. (+1)
You take her to a film she likes. (+3)
You take her to a film you hate. (+6)
You take her to a film. you like. (-2)
It's called 'Death Cop.' (-3)
You lied and said it was a weepie about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly. (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it. (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts. (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter; you have one too." (-8000)

THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you lose points no matter what]
You hesitate in responding. (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response. (-20)

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression. (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes. (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV. (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep. (-4000)
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Message 57147 - Posted: 15 Aug 2012 | 20:04:43 UTC

My wife went jogging at 1am this morning.
I said, "It's a bit late for you, Erin, isn't it?"
"I couldn't sleep," she replied.
"That's not what I meant."
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Message 57169 - Posted: 16 Aug 2012 | 18:29:23 UTC

Some people here (think AtP team mate, user name begins with C, named after famous painter, talented graphic designer, all round amusing character and nice guy [oh wait forget the last bits]) reckons I'm old.

Well I am old and being old can have drawbacks as explained here
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Message 57179 - Posted: 18 Aug 2012 | 17:26:57 UTC

Erin is fed up of my constant wordplay.
I asked her, "What can I do to stop my addiction?"
She said, "Whatever means necessary."
"No it doesn't," I said.
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Message 57208 - Posted: 20 Aug 2012 | 18:01:04 UTC

When I first met Erin:
"Oh, you're so funny! I just love a man with a great sense of humour!"

Now:
"What is wrong with you? Is everything a joke?"
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Message 57224 - Posted: 21 Aug 2012 | 9:00:16 UTC
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Erin, the tortured soul. In my craziest imagination you're getting your revenge masquerading as an AtP cruncher running a huge server farm controlled from a tiny laptop Mac.

Tim, keep 'em coming.

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Message 57239 - Posted: 22 Aug 2012 | 5:13:55 UTC

If I am walking alone in a forest and express an opinion without Erin hearing it, is it still wrong?

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Message 57241 - Posted: 22 Aug 2012 | 8:45:45 UTC - in response to Message 57239.

If I am walking alone in a forest and express an opinion without Erin hearing it, is it still wrong?

You'll know, based on whether or not a tree falls on you.

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Message 57250 - Posted: 22 Aug 2012 | 18:08:33 UTC

Don’t marry a beautiful person. They may leave you. Of course, an ugly person may leave you too. But who cares?

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Message 57268 - Posted: 23 Aug 2012 | 15:51:11 UTC

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months about it.
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Message 57286 - Posted: 24 Aug 2012 | 14:22:26 UTC
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Message 57292 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012 | 12:23:40 UTC

I think it's pretty obvious that Lance Armstrong has been taking drugs. Look how much his appearance has changed since he sang "What A Wonderful World".
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Message 57303 - Posted: 26 Aug 2012 | 11:36:20 UTC - in response to Message 57292.

I think it's pretty obvious that Lance Armstrong has been taking drugs. Look how much his appearance has changed since he sang "What A Wonderful World".

Whatever - doesn't make any difference now as he just died...

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Message 57307 - Posted: 26 Aug 2012 | 13:23:27 UTC - in response to Message 57303.

I think it's pretty obvious that Lance Armstrong has been taking drugs. Look how much his appearance has changed since he sang "What A Wonderful World".

Whatever - doesn't make any difference now as he just died...


Thanks JohnMD. First thing to make me chuckle since hearing the sad news yesterday. RIP Neil.

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Message 57312 - Posted: 26 Aug 2012 | 17:32:49 UTC - in response to Message 57303.
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I think it's pretty obvious that Lance Armstrong has been taking drugs. Look how much his appearance has changed since he sang "What A Wonderful World".

Whatever - doesn't make any difference now as he just died...

I think your getting your Armstong's mixed up. hehe

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Message 57322 - Posted: 27 Aug 2012 | 9:13:59 UTC - in response to Message 57312.

No doubt Buzz doesn't mind Neil went first on this step into the unknown.

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Message 57323 - Posted: 27 Aug 2012 | 13:10:04 UTC
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Edit: I did want to add while I think the picture is funny I get more than a little grumpy about lack of respect to sexual partners. Kinda leave it there Ecuador.

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Message 57348 - Posted: 28 Aug 2012 | 19:10:37 UTC

I've been run off my feet at work recently, what with covering my back, besmirching colleagues and shredding the evidence of my incompetence. I deserve a break.
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Message 57353 - Posted: 29 Aug 2012 | 5:58:28 UTC

It's not every day I come home from work for a cheerful word, to find my dinner ready and then get dragged upstairs for a night of unbridled lust. Today is no exception.
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Message 57373 - Posted: 30 Aug 2012 | 18:18:21 UTC

My nephew said, "I just don't understand girls."
I told him, "Don't worry, that'll change."
"Will it?"
"Yes, when you get older, you won't understand women."

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Message 57377 - Posted: 31 Aug 2012 | 11:05:12 UTC
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Erin knew I had today off and left me a note saying, 'Please do me a favour and bring some washing in for me.' Oh she going to be so pleased. I've been round all the neighbours and she must have 30 bags full to do.
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Message 57383 - Posted: 31 Aug 2012 | 21:00:09 UTC

I'm getting fed up with Erin's singing practice. It is "mi, mi, mi" all the time

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Message 57485 - Posted: 4 Sep 2012 | 19:55:23 UTC

It is not widely known but before I knew Erin I had a deaf girlfriend. We broke up after she started talking in her sleep. She nearly had my eye out.
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Message 57491 - Posted: 5 Sep 2012 | 8:33:24 UTC

I got in touch with my inner self today. I've decided to buy higher quality tissue from now on.

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Message 57510 - Posted: 6 Sep 2012 | 18:06:02 UTC

"Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth
None of them along the line know what any of it is worth."

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Message 57519 - Posted: 7 Sep 2012 | 6:56:50 UTC

I went to a really posh school. In fact, the school was so posh that the Gym was called James.

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Message 57565 - Posted: 11 Sep 2012 | 10:25:50 UTC

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Message 57573 - Posted: 11 Sep 2012 | 15:34:08 UTC

I sent off £50 for a 'make your woman more attractive kit' recently. It was a bit expensive, but the results are guaranteed. My case of lager was waiting when I got home from work.

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Message 57581 - Posted: 12 Sep 2012 | 7:45:43 UTC

Last night I said to Erin “I’m into anal.” She replied “Animal!” And then the cryptic crossword was complete.
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Message 57584 - Posted: 12 Sep 2012 | 9:35:40 UTC - in response to Message 57573.

I sent off £50 for a 'make your woman more attractive kit' recently. It was a bit expensive, but the results are guaranteed. My case of lager was waiting when I got home from work.

"Lager"? I'd have thought double-IPA would be required. :-p

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Message 57590 - Posted: 12 Sep 2012 | 18:21:21 UTC

Q. How do you know some one has an iPhone 5?
A. Because they tell you.
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Message 57591 - Posted: 12 Sep 2012 | 18:40:54 UTC - in response to Message 57584.

"Lager"? I'd have thought double-IPA would be required. :-p

--Gary
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I'll be sure not to let her hurt you. I shall set the mother-in-law on you instead.

She and I have long had a difficult relationship. (Oh and the mother-in-law too.) I am a fair bit older than Erin and Medusa was something of a child bride. So there isn't a huge gulf in age between Medusa and me.

Shortly after I met Erin her parents her parents had a party. I found myself doing the washing-up (of glassware). Out of the corner of my eye I saw Erin and thought as one does in the early days that probably her backside could do with a pinch. Great idea. Wrong generation.

I still wake in the night screaming about that one.

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Message 57605 - Posted: 13 Sep 2012 | 18:16:41 UTC

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Message 57622 - Posted: 14 Sep 2012 | 20:08:10 UTC

I went to see the Red Arrows aerobatic display team today.
There were gasps of "Ooh" and "Aah" as the crowds watched on in amazement. Near miss after near miss had some people covering their eyes and shaking their heads in disbelief.
It was a good half hour's entertainment, but in the end, Erin parked the car and we made our way to the air show.

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Message 57625 - Posted: 15 Sep 2012 | 0:33:09 UTC - in response to Message 57622.

I went to see the Red Arrows aerobatic display team today.
There were gasps of "Ooh" and "Aah" as the crowds watched on in amazement. Near miss after near miss had some people covering their eyes and shaking their heads in disbelief.
It was a good half hour's entertainment, but in the end, Erin parked the car and we made our way to the air show.


Waddington or ...
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Message 57630 - Posted: 15 Sep 2012 | 11:00:26 UTC - in response to Message 57625.



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Message 57631 - Posted: 15 Sep 2012 | 12:01:13 UTC

Erin came into the bedroom, "What do you think of my new knickers?" she asked. "I think they look great!" "That's nice," she said, "can you take them off."
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Message 57638 - Posted: 15 Sep 2012 | 20:39:06 UTC

It is a special wedding anniversary for me this week. I asked Erin what she wanted. She said a "spa day". I've been out and bought her a lovely one. I know she'll be pleased. And when I gave it to her I'll explain it is pronounced "spade".

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Message 57645 - Posted: 16 Sep 2012 | 9:18:16 UTC

I'm shocked. I've just found both my girlfriends are cheating on me.
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Message 57649 - Posted: 17 Sep 2012 | 5:18:23 UTC

Erin was reading in a magazine that men are attracted to women that resemble their mothers. She said, "You've never told me about your parents. What was your mother like?"

I said, "I don't remember them. They died when our plane crashed in Africa when I was six months old. I survived and was raised by a hippo."

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Message 57660 - Posted: 17 Sep 2012 | 16:08:40 UTC

As regular readers will know it is a significant wedding anniversary for me this week. Erin booked some golf lessons for us. We were suprisingly well matched. We were even until the fifth. Then I dropped one. Erin gave up and even the dog walked away in disgust.
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Message 57677 - Posted: 18 Sep 2012 | 19:09:44 UTC

I called hotel management from the hotel room and said, "Please, come quick. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she'll jump out the window of your hotel".

"That is a personal matter," answered the hotel manager.

"NO!" I screamed. "The window won't open so it's a maintenance matter."
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Message 57678 - Posted: 19 Sep 2012 | 2:04:31 UTC

So Erin and I somehow managed to stay married to each other for 25 years.

I pointed out things have changed. When we were first married we lived in a small heavily mortgaged flat in a poor location and we had one, small old car but that I got to sleep with a hot 20 year old brunette every night.

Erin suggests I sleep with a hot 20 year old brunette just once and I will live again in small heavily mortgaged flat in a poor location and have one small old car again.

Erin. We bicker and squabble. I'd not come this far without you. Nor want to.

Thank you.

PS Normal service resumed tomorrow.
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Message 57682 - Posted: 19 Sep 2012 | 9:20:14 UTC - in response to Message 57678.

So Erin and I somehow managed to stay married to each other for 25 years.

I pointed out things have changed. When we were first married we lived in a small heavily mortgaged flat in a poor location and we had one, small old car but that I got to sleep with a hot 20 year old brunette every night.

Erin suggests I sleep with a hot 20 year old brunette just once and I will live again in small heavily mortgaged flat in a poor location and have one small old car again.

Erin. We bicker and squabble. I'd not come this far without you. Nor want to.

Thank you.

PS Normal service resumed tomorrow.

This post was off-topic. But at least you seem to have recognized that. Get it together, Tim.

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Message 57683 - Posted: 19 Sep 2012 | 11:56:02 UTC

Hell hath no fury like Erin mad for no particular reason.

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Message 57713 - Posted: 21 Sep 2012 | 5:28:58 UTC

There will come a day, when I will meet a woman who loves me for who I am, and supports all of my dreams. And I'll take a deep breath, look into her eyes and think "Something must be wrong with this one."
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Message 57722 - Posted: 21 Sep 2012 | 17:05:09 UTC

Erin has dumped a ball of clay on the drawing room floor. I don't know what to make of it.

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Message 57727 - Posted: 22 Sep 2012 | 5:03:39 UTC

Doesnayoneknowwhatthelongkeyatthebottomofthekeyboardisfor?Itmusthavesomekindofpurpose.

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Message 57733 - Posted: 22 Sep 2012 | 17:09:11 UTC

I fell in love with Erin the moment I met her. “Let's get married” I said. “But I don't know anything about you” she replied. “What do you want to know?” “Well what kind of thing do you like for starters?” “It depends,” I said “usually fish but I also ask what the soup of the day is.”

Actually some of this is true.
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Message 57744 - Posted: 23 Sep 2012 | 6:56:30 UTC

Women who say child birth is the most painful thing have clearly never trodden barefoot on a British 3 pin electrical plug in the middle of the night.

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Message 57787 - Posted: 24 Sep 2012 | 18:05:57 UTC

I was in the pub with Erin last night when a guy said, "You're a very lucky man for finding such a wonderful woman."

"Bob, don't serve him any more. He's had enough." I said to the barman.

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Message 57818 - Posted: 25 Sep 2012 | 17:47:02 UTC

Last night Erin and I did some role play. She was the teacher and I was the naughty school boy that needed punishing. I think she took it a little far when she got my parents involved.
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Message 57837 - Posted: 26 Sep 2012 | 19:14:12 UTC

It's a ten minute walk from my house to the pub.

Weirdly, it's a two hour walk from the pub to my house.

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Message 57842 - Posted: 27 Sep 2012 | 4:02:16 UTC

Erin and I went out for a meal last night.
Erin said “Order for me.”
"She'll have a steak and I'd like the fish, please."
The waiter said, "Would you like the head and tail left on?"
"Yes, she can eat a whole cow."
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Message 57853 - Posted: 27 Sep 2012 | 12:14:12 UTC

For John:

Erin is a cat person, but I prefer dogs. Especially with soy sauce.
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Message 57856 - Posted: 27 Sep 2012 | 14:35:12 UTC - in response to Message 57853.

You bloody heathen - Soy sauce??? How pathetically pedestrian.
Why Erin allows herself to be seen in public with you amazes us to no end.

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Message 57861 - Posted: 27 Sep 2012 | 18:50:20 UTC

My children want a dog but I've refused. It's frightening how many Labrador owners you see that have gone blind.

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Message 57887 - Posted: 28 Sep 2012 | 17:06:45 UTC

May the fleas of a thousand rats infest your nether regions!
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Message 57889 - Posted: 28 Sep 2012 | 17:41:45 UTC

A dog walks into a bar and says “Have you got any cheese?”
“No, sorry.”
“Have you got any cheese?”
“No, sorry.”
“Have you got any cheese?”
“No, this is a pub not a grocers.”
“Have you got any cheese?”
“NO.”
“Have you got any cheese?”
“No. We. Do. Not. Have. Any. Cheese.”
“Have you got any cheese?”
“If you ask one more time I'll nail your ears to the bar.”
“Have you got any nails?”
“No.”
“Have you got any cheese?”

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Message 57892 - Posted: 28 Sep 2012 | 18:30:15 UTC

Previous curse lifted - Have a nice day.
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Message 57899 - Posted: 29 Sep 2012 | 6:07:28 UTC

"You've done well so far," the interviewer said to me, "but here's the usual final question. What would you say is your main weakness?"
"Have you had my criminal record check back?" I asked.
"Not yet, I'm afraid."
"Then it's that I try too hard for perfection."
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Message 57920 - Posted: 30 Sep 2012 | 6:44:10 UTC

Dread and fear built up inside me as I watched Erin at the hospital, struggling.

Beep............ beep......... beep........ beep....... beep...... beep..... beep.... beep... beep.. beep. beep. beep. beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. Then nothing.

A voice broke the silence, "I'm really sorry".

"It's ok", I replied, sadness and rage overwhelming me in equal measure. What had I done to deserve this? Why do these things happen to good people?

Anyway, her checkup was fine and I had the bumper replaced the next day.

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Message 57930 - Posted: 1 Oct 2012 | 6:44:42 UTC

Erin told me she's loving me because I don't listen to her properly.
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Message 57946 - Posted: 2 Oct 2012 | 1:36:58 UTC

Teenagers today drink twice as much alcohol as they did ten years ago. To be fair, though, they were only aged between 3 and 9 ten years ago.

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Message 57954 - Posted: 2 Oct 2012 | 19:05:48 UTC

Erin once said she'd leave me if I ever cheated on her. She's a liar.
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Message 57967 - Posted: 3 Oct 2012 | 9:13:17 UTC

Home brewed beer is an excellent way to beat the credit crunch, as well as eradicating the need for fibre in your diet.

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Message 58022 - Posted: 5 Oct 2012 | 2:18:58 UTC

Man flu: I blame the Wright brothers.

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Message 58110 - Posted: 6 Oct 2012 | 12:11:57 UTC

While walking through town late last night a young lady handed me a flyer for a lap dancing club.

"How dare you." I growled. "How dare you assume I would be the type of person to frequent such an establishment. Semi naked women gyrating in front of sad,lonely sleazy old men. I'm a happily married man I'll have you know."

"Err, we do have a no touching policy." She stammered nervously.

"Oh, I do apologise." I said, removing my hand.

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Message 58144 - Posted: 7 Oct 2012 | 15:15:10 UTC

I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?" I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to go away."
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Message 58185 - Posted: 9 Oct 2012 | 0:40:59 UTC - in response to Message 58144.

I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?" I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to go away."

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Message 58234 - Posted: 10 Oct 2012 | 17:01:40 UTC

I have been chatting to a 13 year old girl on the internet. She's funny, sexy and flirty. Now she tells me that she's an undercover cop. How cool is that for someone her age?

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Message 58236 - Posted: 10 Oct 2012 | 17:18:34 UTC - in response to Message 58234.

I have been chatting to a 13 year old girl on the internet. She's funny, sexy and flirty. Now she tells me that she's an undercover cop. How cool is that for someone her age?

Fooled you!!!
You've been chatting with TheDawgz the whole time.
And if you thought that was fun ... just wait until Erin gets the transcripts.
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Message 58245 - Posted: 11 Oct 2012 | 11:40:38 UTC

A man in the pub wants to sell me 8 venison quarters for £100. Is that too dear?

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Message 58250 - Posted: 12 Oct 2012 | 2:01:22 UTC

Turns out Erin's liking for the strong silent type doesn't extend to flatulence.
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Message 58261 - Posted: 12 Oct 2012 | 17:33:57 UTC
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When I first met her Erin was a cagefighter. They often are the first few days.

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Message 58274 - Posted: 13 Oct 2012 | 6:21:17 UTC

Sometimes Erin and I laugh about how competitve we are with each other. But I laugh more.
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Message 58291 - Posted: 14 Oct 2012 | 2:12:49 UTC

"For Christmas, would you like one of those things that tests your blood pressure?" Erin asked. "You can think again if you think your mum's coming for dinner."

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