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Aggie The Pew to Win Calendula Challenge
In a surprise statement Aggie The Pew today announced that they expected to win the shortly to end Challenge. Aggie The Pew spokesman and serial fantasist Walter Mitty said "Aggie The Pew's (may her more than ample shadow never grow less) campaign got off to a slow start with a large number of work units failing to complete at a late stage. However we expect a a combination of other team's work units failing to validate, the new supa-doopa murine powered AGGIETASTIC 128 core processor quantum computer coming on line and most importantly a small but perfectly formed little bout of payola, graft and bribery mean that Aggie The Pew are assured of success.
"Next week Aggie The Pew will find a cure for cancer, resolve global warming and have tea and buns with those nice but shy and slightly odd looking people who live near Roswell, New Mexico."
Aggie the Pew minion Tim added, "What d'you mean dellusional?"